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MacOS Resource Fork  |  1996-09-20  |  2.5 KB  |  [clpt/drag]
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This file was processed as: MacOS Resource Fork (archive/rsrc).

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ConfidenceProgramDetectionMatch TypeSupport
100% dexvert MacOS Resource Fork (archive/rsrc) magic Supported
10% dexvert Jesper Olsen Module (music/jesperOlsen) magic Supported
1% dexvert BeOS Resource Data (archive/beOSResourceData) ext Unsupported
1% dexvert AppleSingle (archive/appleSingle) fallback Supported
1% dexvert TTComp Archive (archive/ttcomp) fallback Supported
100% file AppleDouble encoded Macintosh file default
99% file data default
66% TrID Mac AppleDouble encoded default
33% TrID TTComp archive compressed (bin-2K) default (weak)
100% siegfried fmt/503 AppleDouble Resource Fork (2) default
100% lsar AppleSingle default


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macFileType[clpt]
macFileCreator[drag]


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